…and there’s still lots of work to be done in Haiti, by the country itself and the worldwide community. Although the injection of donations from scores of first-world countries is inpiring, some ugly truths about human nature have risen to the surface.

First off, Pat Robertson’s comments are both disgusting and contradictory. Even if many generations ago some inhabitants of the country did make a “pact with the devil”, why so were millions punished centuries later? Does the fact that over 95% of the country identify as Christian make a difference to the all-powerful and loving god that seeks to punish this former voodoo-nation of devil worshippers? Was god late to deed of punishment or did they just not convert with enough gusto?

Robertson’s comments could be easily dismissed as the crazy it is – if not for the fact that I’ve heard some otherwise sane (but churchgoing) colleagues discuss the matter when one of them pipes up “Well… when you think about, the Dominican Republic hardly got touched…” then, folks, we have a problem. I know everyone around the world is trying to make rhyme or reason of this chaos, but that’s all it truly is: chaos. Geological chaos that has been tearing the thin crust of the planet apart since it was formed, long before we got here, and long after we disappear. Praying won’t make it stop, no matter how loud, how often or however many of us participate.

The vacuum of hope in the country will surely be filled even further with empty spiritual promises. Not only are the already-entrench Christian missions cranking it up a notch, but also washed up celebrities with more time on their hands then common sense have jumped the queue on Port au Prince’s landing strip ahead of such groups as Doctors Without Borders. I anticipate a real tug-of-war between different faiths over this impoverished nation; Christianity has almost hit it’s saturation point but the door may be opened for others. Any ambassador, no matter which god they bow to, can show up well fed, well dressed with gifts of food and medicine in hand, giving the locals the hope “Now THIS guy knows who to pray to.” It’s worked for the Christians for centuries, in Haiti and all over the globe.

My request to anyone reading this far, please contribute, please donate – but do so wisely. If you wish to help knowing that your contribution is being delivered with no strings attached, my recommendations are:

Red Cross  (that’s not a Christian cross)

Doctors without Borders (maybe Travolta will get his fat ass off the runway so they can land)

Habitat for Humanity

this is just brilliant – done in a style similar to the Academy award winning “I met the Walrus” but somehow more succinct and TRIPPIER at the same time. plus, I could give a rat’s ass about the Beatles. I could also give rat’s ass about baseball, but I always have a soft-spot for 70s sports nostalagia. and this is just damn cool. watch it.

You may have seen this posted in a few spots already, and yeah it’s over a week old. But it’s just too good, and too true…

It took awhile to warm up to Sarah’s humour for me at first, but the show grew on my like a bad fungus. Gotta love her politically incorrect approach to EVERYTHING (including the Holocaust), but she really drives it home with this one. Well done.

I was out running an errand on my bike the other day, and noticed a strong police “presence” – as in bikecops on a few corners (more so than usual). On my way back i found out what it was all about.

Turns out it’s this “Jesus in the City” shindig, that apparently includes a half-assed, albeit noisey-assed parade that takes up one-way traffic down Yonge to College and over to Queen’s park. There were floats blaring indecipherable music, people waving signs naming the books of Old and New Testament, and other confusing banners:

Seeing the folks in their “biblical” garb, it just reminded me that I still had to check out AJ Jacob’s “A Year of Living Biblically”

A quick poke around the JitC website, and you find some interesting tidbits about their “Vision” including:
- To restore the cultural relevance of music and the arts to the church.

I’m not sure what the plan is there – to entice the church to be more compatible with art or vice versa? I wonder what the paradetheists would’ve thought of some actual current and relevant art happening just down the street at the Queen West Art Crawl?

I have to admit that I found it odd to see such a “godly” prescence in downtown Toronto, not only because Jesus-freaks tend to only sport goiters and yell at people from Dundas and Yonge, but also because christianity is being marginalized in this neck of the woods. Perhaps they see it as a challenge? WWJD?

Personally, I can’t wait for the Godless in the City Parade. When is that happening?

With no NHL season on right now, I’m getting a real kick out of the US Healthcare debates as I watch from the sidelines. Although I’m not exactly impressed when the anti-reforms make claims about Canada’s system that are just flat-out wrong.

The most concised debate I’ve seen so far is from last week’s Realtime with Bill Maher , which featured a great discussion with 2 Republican senators that raised some clear and concise points on both sides. Not only that, but the debate had Maher himself and Arianna Huffington AGREEING with the Reps on a key point – the public needs to be properly educated on how to maintain their health as a proventative measure against looming health costs.

I concur that more needs to be done to educate people on proper health, exercise, all that fun stuff, but Maher put it pretty blunt at the end of the show what the current level of intelligence is in his country. And it’s all about instant gratification for most folks. Long-term gain “Live longer, feel better” vs Short-term gain “BIG MAC TASTE GOOD!” I’m not one to rant and rail about how “the guvrment shud to more to protecut us!” but there are measures that can be taken to FORCE people to make healthy choices.

For one – tax the hell out of unhealthy, nasty foods and pump that money BACK into real farms. Financial and automotive industries keep on crashing and burning only to get thrown a lifeline by bail-outs, but those industries are so volatile and heavily subject to market whims. Guess what? We ALWAYS need food. Where’s the farmer’s bailout? Sorry, back on track…  Ideally this would drive down the cost of healthy food, and up the cost of unhealthy shit. Of course, this would get big food corps all nasty and lobby-y (just what we need) and I’m sure there’d be lots of backroom deals to get food classified as healthy. It would be nice to think the money would go to honest food production, but then there’s always blow backs like the whole Health Check fiasco…

One doctor in Florida tried to go a few steps further to help educate people on healthy living, unfortunately he felt the wrath of “Big Donut”. Ironic thing is, his job IS actually educating the public on health issues like Swine Flu and AIDS. How many people in the US have died of either vs. the amount that have died due to an unhealthy diet?

Bottom line is that a whole lot of people need a reality check – ie a good smack – and start thinking cause and effect. Put down the donut, back away slowly.

Or we can all just pray our illnesses away. Don’t get me started…